Chump of the Day: Political Pistachio
The smoking gun, however, according to “Americans for Freedom of Information” is a release of the college transcripts from Occidental College upon which it is indicated that Barry received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate at the school.
Yes! Copy and Paste Artiste! You go, Pistachio! You are, indeed, a big Green Nut, you of the salty wonder and joyful (but Patriotic!) tooliness! We thank you for your credulity in the face of obvious hoaxery. We adore thee for thine wondrous inability to google check any old thing. Keeeeeep on belieeeeeving…
… and while you’re at it, keep an eye out over your shoulder for the Sasquatch!