Chump of the Day: Political Pistachio

May 6, 2009 at 2:39 am 1 comment

Political Pistachio “writes”:

The smoking gun, however, according to “Americans for Freedom of Information” is a release of the college transcripts from Occidental College upon which it is indicated that Barry received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate at the school.

Yes! Copy and Paste Artiste! You go, Pistachio! You are, indeed, a big Green Nut, you of the salty wonder and joyful (but Patriotic!) tooliness! We thank you for your credulity in the face of obvious hoaxery. We adore thee for thine wondrous inability to google check any old thing. Keeeeeep on belieeeeeving…

… and while you’re at it, keep an eye out over your shoulder for the Sasquatch!

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  • 1. Neal R Wooley  |  June 19, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    I’m a very senior citizen who has lived through many political upheavals.
    This present one makes the past pale in comparison.
    As was predicted many years ago by more than a couple of our predestinators’, the US will, be taken over from the inside.
    Those who read American History will see this.
    It’s obvious that Obama has never read American History or has a minimal grasp of what this counrty was founded upon.
    He is obviously a product of everything anti-American.
    He is hell bent on turning our country into a FORTH world nation!
    I foremost believe in My God, My Country, My Freedom, and My Gun.
    Let him try to take away any of those freedoms, and he will have to answer to our Almighty.

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A Clue for the Literal-Minded

Read these tiny words very closely: the group Americans for Freedom of Information does not exist, just like the supposed "AP article" you keep cutting and pasting into e-mails to your irritated family does not exist, just like the "Daily Mail article" referenced in the fake "AP article" does not exist. They're all fabrications. Fakes. Hoaxes. Ask yourself why you're so eager to believe these obvious fakes. No, really. Really, really ask yourself.

A Clue for Those Especially Allergic to Satire

No, we didn't create the hoax, either. Remember, we at Americans for Freedom of Information don't exist!

No One knows who did create the hoax. Unfortunately, we don't know No One or where he lives, so we can't ask No One about it. We do know her sister, Imnot Telling, but ever since the thing in the place with that other thing, we're not on speaking terms.