Video Evidence from AP: Ram Bomjon, Amero Smuggler!

May 6, 2009 at 12:24 pm Leave a comment

In our position here on the plane of absolute nonexistence, we find all sorts of information. Ted Haggard’s heterosexuality? It’s up here. Larry Craig’s wide stance, too. Lots of stuff like that float about up here in the ether of unreality.

We’d like to share something we found up here. It’s a video news release by an Associated Press journalist. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs, upon seeing this video, angrily declined comment, which is why you should conclude that the video is really onto something here.

Why have the mainstream media refused to report on this video? Except for the Associated Press, that is. Right! Because this video is really from the Associated Press. If anyone says otherwise, it’s a sign that they, too, are in on the conspiracy!


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Who removed the text in the above section? What is their agenda? And why won't they let me complete my sent...

A Clue for the Literal-Minded

Read these tiny words very closely: the group Americans for Freedom of Information does not exist, just like the supposed "AP article" you keep cutting and pasting into e-mails to your irritated family does not exist, just like the "Daily Mail article" referenced in the fake "AP article" does not exist. They're all fabrications. Fakes. Hoaxes. Ask yourself why you're so eager to believe these obvious fakes. No, really. Really, really ask yourself.

A Clue for Those Especially Allergic to Satire

No, we didn't create the hoax, either. Remember, we at Americans for Freedom of Information don't exist!

No One knows who did create the hoax. Unfortunately, we don't know No One or where he lives, so we can't ask No One about it. We do know her sister, Imnot Telling, but ever since the thing in the place with that other thing, we're not on speaking terms.

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