Video Evidence from AP: Ram Bomjon, Amero Smuggler!
In our position here on the plane of absolute nonexistence, we find all sorts of information. Ted Haggard’s heterosexuality? It’s up here. Larry Craig’s wide stance, too. Lots of stuff like that float about up here in the ether of unreality.
We’d like to share something we found up here. It’s a video news release by an Associated Press journalist. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs, upon seeing this video, angrily declined comment, which is why you should conclude that the video is really onto something here.
Why have the mainstream media refused to report on this video? Except for the Associated Press, that is. Right! Because this video is really from the Associated Press. If anyone says otherwise, it’s a sign that they, too, are in on the conspiracy!