The Latest Unwitting Chump in the Obama Occidental Hoax: DelMarVa Observer

It looks journalistic with all that fancy fonting, but the DelMarVa Observer apparently doesn’t take the trouble to check newsbanks or even Google before submitting “news stories” from the “AP” that are actually hoax e-mails.

February 5, 2012:

Congratulations, DelMarVa Observer, you’re the latest venue to fall into the role of hoaxer’s chump.

Tea Party Chief and Sharla’s Labyrinth the Latest to fall for Obama Occidental Hoax — in 2012!

It was released in 2009 — and almost immediately debunked as a hoax. But for the rest of 2009, people kept spreading it.

They kept spreading it in 2010.

They continued to spread it in 2011.

Now we’re in 2012, and people continue to spread the hoax news — always “released today” — that Obama’s Occidental College transcripts “prove” him to be a foreigner and therefore unfit to be president.

The latest chumps (definition: thick end of a piece of wood; gullible) to spread this hoax to inflame anti-Obama sentiment are “GA Tea Party Chief” of McDonough, Georgia and Sharla’s Labyrinth, posting the hoax as important “news” on January 16 and January 28, 2012.

The Obama Occidental Transcript Hoax is like a zombie. You think it’s dead, but it just keeps shambling along.

Three Years Old, the Obama Occidental Hoax is Still Being Spread, this time by Miami County Liberty

It’s been three years since someone issued a hoax e-mail that claimed to be an AP article breaking the “news” that Barack Obama had been exposed as a secret foreigner whose name was really “Barry Soetoro”:

“AP – WASHINGTON D.C. –
In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama’s qualifications for the presidency, the group “Americans for Freedom of Information” has Released copies of President Obama’s college transcripts from Occidental College … Released today, the transcript school indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate. The transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California. The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program. To qualify, for the scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship.”

Just as quickly as the e-mail started making the rounds, it was quickly and repeatedly debunked. There is no such article in the AP archives, and there is no released Occidental transcript. They can’t be documented, meaning that there is no support for the claims of the hoax “article.”

But that isn’t stopping the adherents to the Obama birth certificate conspiracy theory. Despite clear and readily available documentation that this message is a hoax (and a three year old one at that) people continue to spread it as if it were real, still-“breaking” news.

Here’s another of the groups to do so recently: Miami County Liberty of Miami County, Ohio…

It’s been nearly two months since the hoax posting at Miami County Liberty, and nobody’s bothered to check facts on the story. It’s just another “fact” being added to the pile of documents which together in their sheer volume are being counted as proof of a problem that does not exist.

Save America Foundation Falls for the Obama Occidental Hoax

Save America Foundation, November 16 2011:

Before you Save America, check the facts.

Two Years Later, Right Wing Still posting the Occidental College April Fool’s Hoax as “Breaking News”

This just goes to show you that you don’t have to read in order to write.

Two years ago, a still-unknown party posted an April Fool’s Day joke that Occidental College had supposedly publicized Barack Obama’s transcript, revealing his supposed Indonesian citizenship and his supposed true name of “Barry Soetoro.” Two years ago, the fake “Associated Press article” was exposed as a fiction. But two years later, a bunch of illiterate right-wing chumps are still baaaaing right along and posting the hoax as breaking news!

The latest list of birther chumps:

American Independent Party candidate Leonard Foster of Nevada still hasn’t gotten the memo about this memo.

Conservative Watch News (logo: a watch!) has not been watching.

The Disclosure Project has a big picture of a pretty kitty cat, but that still doesn’t make the fake Associated Press story real.

Blue Eye View needs a website redesign and a new content provider.

Oh, you silly geese.

Obama Transcript Chump of the Day: joszs

Le eye roll. Le sigh. (We at the non-existent Americans for Freedom of Information, being traitorous kissers of Saddam Hussein’s corpse, hold dual French and American citizenship.)

Q: When will the hoax “AP article” — falsely asserting the release of an Occidental College transcript establishing Barack Obama’s Indonesian citizenship — stop making the rounds?

A: When people start to value empirical reality more than their need to hate the President.

Today’s Chump of the Day, joszs, posts the “breaking news” that’s over a year old. His title? “Odumba Goes to Court.”

Careful, joszs. You know what they say about rubber and glue.

Barack Obama Occidental College Hoax Honored By Robocallers

You know, we here at the nonexistent Americans for Freedom of Information organization are not above a little hubris up here in the Astral plane of unreality. Our non-existent hearts swell with entirely imaginary pride to find that the Occidental College AP letter hoax we didn’t disseminate has been honored for its efforts…

… by an organization of Robo-callers.

Huzzah!

Anti-Obama Chump of the Day: Kathyet

A full year after some unknown party started circulating a hoax AP article claiming to prove that Barack Obama is none other than the Indonesian “Barry Soetoro,” and many months after the hoax was thoroughly debunked, there are still people out there who can’t resist sharing the “news story” with their friends without doing a bit of fact-checking first.

Take Kathyet, who adds the saucy comment “Let’s see how the Salami Gets out of this one !!!!” before copying and pasting the fake “AP” article we all know and love to laugh at:

VERY QUIETLY OBAMA’S CITIZENSHIP CASE REACHES THE SUPREME COURT

AP- WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama’s qualifications for the presidency, the group “Americans for Freedom of Information” has Released copies of President Obama’s college transcripts from Occidental College . Released today, the transcript school indicates that Obama, under the name Barry
Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia…

Yes, very quietly indeed! So quietly that there in all public records no current Supreme Court case of the sort is shown to exist. So quietly that there is no public copy of Barack Obama’s Occidental College transcript from this ‘release.’ So quietly that there is no record with the Associated Press of this article ever being published!

This can only mean two things…

1) the Illuminati have further cemented their control using the proceeds of cocaine sales made jointly with the Queen of England,

or

2) For spreading this hoax without using her Gawd-given neurons for some independent thinking, Kathyet is our Chump of the Day.

Which is it?

EXCLUSIVE: Real Barack Obama Birth Certificate. Obama Born as MUSLIM in SINGAPORE

Thanks to my insider status within the Barack Obama Birth Certificate Community, specifically the Committee on (Non)Existent Committees, I have obtained tonight a copy of the REAL and CERTIFIED Birth Certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. My source must remain anonymous because she is a highly privileged employee of the executive committee of the United Nations Security Council and fears for her life if her identity becomes known. But I can vouch that this document is REAL and CERTIFIED VERIFIABLE. This birth certificate of “Barry” aka “Barack” Obama Soetoro is as REAL as I am and bears as much PHYSICAL PROOF as there is for MY OWN EXISTENCE. The veracity of this birth certificate has also been vouchsafed for by a Certified Examiner the Society for American Forensic Engineers, whose Document of Examination and Certification can be found here.

The following is my scan of the original document, which remains LOCKED in a SAFE VAULT in an undisclosed location to protect against saboteurs and the government interference of lawyers and military officers. Below is a thumbnail: click the image to review the document at full-scale resolution:

An initial analysis of the contents of this birth certificate reveals that Barack Hussein Obama was born in SINGAPORE, not the UNITED STATES, and is therefore a British Citizen. Additionally, occupational detail reveal the association of mother Stanley Ann Dunham and father Barack Obama, Sr, with black supremacist, Marxist and Islamofascist movement activities at the time of the birth of the future “Barry Soetoro.” Is this a connection to the agenda of President Barack Obama today? Will we ever find out? Or have They already destroyed the rest of the truth?

Why hasn’t Barack Obama denied his Singaporean heritage and ancestry? Why hasn’t it been addressed? What is Barack Obama AFRAID of? Is it a COINCIDENCE that this REAL birth certificate has been [note: the remainder of this message has been deleted due to inappopriate content, sincerely, Ivan Kidden-Yew, President ICANN]

Signing Off,

Anonymous X
Secretary, AMERICANS FOR FREEDOM OF INFORMATION

Photo Documentation of Barry Soetoro at Occidental College

Earlier today, the people at Irregular Times attempted to pass off a “photograph” as evidence that Barack Obama was born in “Kenya,” and then to attribute it to we at the non-existent group Americans for Freedom of Information. This is false information! That photograph, attributed to we who do not exist, was NOT forged by Americans for Freedom of Information.

Let us correct the record. THIS is the photograph that was forged by the non-group Americans for Freedom of Information:

As you can clearly see, this fake photograph, the REAL fake photograph, does NOT show Barack Obama in Kenya. It shows him registering for his first day as a student at Occidental College, queing up in the line FOR INDONESIANS ONLY. Yes, Barry “Soetoro” is just a baby in this picture; even though he is the socialist love child of Malcolm X and a crypto-Muslim, you must admit he has always been precocious.

So there are the real non-facts, people. Let’s get them STRAIGHT!