EXCLUSIVE: Real Barack Obama Birth Certificate. Obama Born as MUSLIM in SINGAPORE
Thanks to my insider status within the Barack Obama Birth Certificate Community, specifically the Committee on (Non)Existent Committees, I have obtained tonight a copy of the REAL and CERTIFIED Birth Certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. My source must remain anonymous because she is a highly privileged employee of the executive committee of the United Nations Security Council and fears for her life if her identity becomes known. But I can vouch that this document is REAL and CERTIFIED VERIFIABLE. This birth certificate of “Barry” aka “Barack” Obama Soetoro is as REAL as I am and bears as much PHYSICAL PROOF as there is for MY OWN EXISTENCE. The veracity of this birth certificate has also been vouchsafed for by a Certified Examiner the Society for American Forensic Engineers, whose Document of Examination and Certification can be found here.
The following is my scan of the original document, which remains LOCKED in a SAFE VAULT in an undisclosed location to protect against saboteurs and the government interference of lawyers and military officers. Below is a thumbnail: click the image to review the document at full-scale resolution:
An initial analysis of the contents of this birth certificate reveals that Barack Hussein Obama was born in SINGAPORE, not the UNITED STATES, and is therefore a British Citizen. Additionally, occupational detail reveal the association of mother Stanley Ann Dunham and father Barack Obama, Sr, with black supremacist, Marxist and Islamofascist movement activities at the time of the birth of the future “Barry Soetoro.” Is this a connection to the agenda of President Barack Obama today? Will we ever find out? Or have They already destroyed the rest of the truth?
Why hasn’t Barack Obama denied his Singaporean heritage and ancestry? Why hasn’t it been addressed? What is Barack Obama AFRAID of? Is it a COINCIDENCE that this REAL birth certificate has been [note: the remainder of this message has been deleted due to inappopriate content, sincerely, Ivan Kidden-Yew, President ICANN]
Secretary, AMERICANS FOR FREEDOM OF INFORMATION