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Americans for Freedom of Information is a completely fake organization that finds advantage in its nonexistence for tax-purposes, and recommends hypotheticality to anyone looking to avoid the IRS. Plus, it means that one’s nonexistent mother in law won’t find one as easily as one’s nonexistent mother in law might were one to actually be placed in the time-space continuum of observable fact.
Pssst. Sarah Palin doesn’t exist, either. Have you ever noticed how much she looks like Tina Fey?
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Americans for Freedom of Information: Really Now, We Do Not Exist 
1.
VotingFemale | May 7, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Very clever!
Perhaps you can create fake proof that a Saudi Prince used Muslim Oil Money to pay for the Enchanted One’s Law Schooling?
Perhaps I should model a blog site after your template to sucker in Lefties looking to get the goods on Rush Limbaugh??? that would be a hoot! hahahahahahahaha
lets see now… how about a fake document revealing Rush is a secret Nazi and is the son of Adolf Hitler? say… from a website called… say… Progressives For A Better America?
then identify the left wing… uhhh cant use Chumps… you have that one… let’s see… Bozos! that works! of the Bozos who reference it!
any hooo… I commend you on your cleverness! best thing I have seen all day!
a 10 on the cleverness meter for jouzzz!
and as a passing bit of food for thought, oh clever one…
Why would a natural born American citizen (Obama)spend over one million dollars in lawyer fees to avoid proving he is a natural born citizen? He is a natural born citizen, right? So where is the rationale for doing this?
I would really like to know your answer to that one…
see: http://votingfemale.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/obama-has-spent-one-million-dollars-in-citizenship-defense-fees-instead-of-revealing-his-vault-birth-certificate/
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Amfoi Joe | May 7, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Silly goose. We planted that question too!
You see, there is actually no proof that Barack Obama has spent “over one million dollars in lawyer fees to avoid proving he is a natural born citizen.”
We are the non-existent group that plucked this non-existent “fact” out of the vast well of infinite untruth.
You are the person who gave this untruth the appearance of actuality. Well done!
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VotingFemale | May 10, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Actually, silly gander, I confirmed the fact that Obama has paid one million dollars in lawyer fees, and used campaign funds to do it, to avoid proving he is a natural born citizen. It is a recorded documented verified fact that can not be refuted and anyone who tried to refute it is a chump!!
hahahahahahahaha
That is the way of facts, dear!
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VotingFemale | May 10, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Oh… as as far as you planting that question… that would be impossible for you to do…
For you see… I authored that question myself.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Amfoi Joe | May 10, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Eeeeeeeexcellent work in deception, VotingFemale. You link to an article, claim in this comment that it contains a “recorded documented verified fact that can not be refuted” about where $1 million are being spent, and hope that no readers will follow through by actually reading that article and evaluating what it shows — which is NOT the recorded, documented or verified fact of $1 million being spent to suppress evidence.
GREAT WORK! You are an expert hoaxster. Some day, you may be able to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge! Keep it up!
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Black Swan | April 12, 2010 at 10:39 pm
This would all go away, if the records in question were allowed to be made public!!!!!!!!!!!! People only hide documentation when that documentation will be harmful to them in some way!!!!!
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Amfoi Joe | May 16, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Barack Obama’s birth certificate has been released for public viewing and has been certified by the REPUBLICAN politician in Hawaii in charge of birth records.
But I guess that’s not “documentation” to you. Nothing will be “documentation” to you unless it has the words “KENYA” stamped on it.
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VotingFemale | May 7, 2009 at 4:37 pm
hahahaha!!!!!!!
you guys are delightful!
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VotingFemale | May 7, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Keep up the spoof! too many take too seriously their naval lint!
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VotingFemale | May 7, 2009 at 4:42 pm
you should hook up with one of my leftie buddies…
CrazyCueBall…
his latest blog post…
(btw, I am VF, the kitty in the vid)
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-255291
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VotingFemale | May 10, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Weeeeellll the inset showing fees paid to Perkins Coie is actually a link to Federal Elections Commission website listing the public disclosure for “Obama for America,” FEC Committee ID #: C00431445, which is Obama’s camapign account.
just click on the inset or… go here… which that link:
http://query.nictusa.com/pres/2009/Q1/C00431445/B_PAYEE_C00431445.html
and check for yourself the fees paid by the Enchanted One’s Campaign.
Verification of Perkins Coie as the law firm representing Obama in the lawsuits against him is easy to do… and the linkage is explained in the article cross posted.
Sorry dear… you be barking up the wrong tree saying this is not factual.
Barry did spend that money for for that law firm to help him resist proving his is a natural born citizen.
you can deny it till you are blue in the face and it will do you about as much good as Pelosi claiming she was not informed about the use of water boarding and of course we also know she did not protest or make a move to stop it.
Better stick with your manufacturing of stuff from scratch… you are not going to win this one. 🙂
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Amfoi Joe | May 11, 2009 at 12:29 pm
You’re very good at using actual facts to make it appear that you’re substantiating something, all while not actually substantiating it.
Let’s expand the technique to demonstrate a child-killing conspiracy!
1. I say McDonalds is killing kids behind its restaurants.
2. McDonalds has a legal budget of 5 gazillion dollars with Smith Edgar lawyers.
3. Smith Edgar sent me a cease-and-desist letter telling me to stop saying this thing that is not “true.”
4. Why would Smith Edgar spend 5 gazillion dollars to suppress claims that McDonalds is killing kids — UNLESS McDonalds is ACTUALLY KILLING KIDS?
Excellent work in obfuscation. Keep it up! I know… why don’t you use it to conclusively demonstrate Joseph Biden’s Jovian origins? I’m pretty sure being from Jupiter would disqualify Biden from the Vice Presidency.
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VotingFemale | May 11, 2009 at 1:24 pm
hahahahahahaha
See… here is the thing… I don’t want you to believe anything but what comes out of the mouth of Obama and his Socialist Party.
What cool aid drinkers think and say is pre-programmed, in my view.
Obama will step out of the white house and give up power sooner or later… and the country will swing back to conservatism… that is what it does.
Meanwhile… keep digging that political grave for the socialist party…
We go through this process at least once per generation… and the outcome is always the same…
Obama, sooner or later, will be called on the carpet in court, and the locked up records will be made public.
There is no escaping it…
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angellique | June 3, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Who doesn’t defend themselves against lawsuits?
If you agree to pay one, you still need a lawyer
Why, even after McDonald’s proves they’re not killing kids, shouldn’t more kids sue them? Why don’t they get their friends, who are alive, to say that they’re being killed too?
Then we can call McDonalds on their wasteful spending and get more and more kids to believe they protest too much
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FastFoodFiend | August 17, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Except McDonalds is killing kids. They’re just doing it slowly — one order of fries at a time.
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VotingFemale | May 10, 2009 at 8:59 pm
The campaign also compensated Perkins Coie for legal services between Oct. 16, 2008 and Dec. 31, 2008 – to the tune of $378,375.52.
Robert Bauer of Perkins Coie – top lawyer for Obama, Obama’s presidential campaign, the Democratic National Committee and Obama’s Organizing for America – is the same Washington, D.C., lawyer defending President Obama in lawsuits challenging his eligibility to be president.
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VotingFemale | May 10, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Sorry to tell you… but some conservatives, such as myself, see nothing to be gained by posting BS… like many moonbats who quoted Tina Fey and said Sarah said it…
typical moron stuff…
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VotingFemale | May 12, 2009 at 10:17 pm
You are the one being confronted, dear… 🙂
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Amfoi Joe | May 12, 2009 at 11:00 pm
No, no, sweetums. I’m rather upfront that I do not exist, that the Americans for Freedom of Information does not exist, and that the people who claim that the Americans for Freedom of Information exist are demonstrable liars. I’m clear about who I am.
You’re associated with liars and you yourself have made claims you don’t have the facts to back up. I therefore welcome you, “VotingFemale,” to my club of Fictitious Maker-Uppers of Trite Baloney!
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VotingFemale | May 12, 2009 at 11:18 pm
I see you have exhausted your litany of comebacks and are starting over from the beginning again.
Putting quote marks around my username is an obvious start of a personal attack which liberals are famous for.
That is a signal you just admitted you are done… you can go in circles with someone else, not me… I said what I came to say and with that I unsubscribe from your blog.
I bid you farewell and godspeed.
And of course any followup to this final comment is just an effort to defend your point of view and have the last word which your “ego” obviously needs.
All the best,
VotingFemale
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Amfoi Joe | May 12, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Oh, Goodbye, Cruel World! Draaaama! Nice coda to your lies, and hey, as one liar to another, I really mean it as a compliment. When you’re spreading false stories, “VotingFemale,” it helps to throw a little bit of Draaaaama, and you know how!
Next time you do your turn on the catwalk in service of a fib, I suggest you attach a .wav file with some organ music. It really helps to set the tone.
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Melisa | January 10, 2010 at 5:44 am
Great exchange but she won. :o)
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DimondWoof | February 18, 2010 at 4:00 pm
She won? How do you figure that? Yes, Joe may have circled around to the beginning, but that’s only because that’s where she made her mistake. Her whole argument is based on a flawed assumption. You can’t argue past that. She obviously tried to do just that, but kudos to Joe for not letting that happen. If your basic assumptions don’t stand up, everything else you have to say is completely useless. It may end up being true, but it can’t be in any way proved based on your argument. For her to “win”, she would have to start the argument from scratch with a verifiable, truth-based basis. I am AMAZED at how many people just don’t understand this concept. WOW!
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Brian Sheesley | May 22, 2009 at 4:42 pm
VotingFemale is an old racist White guy who supports American Neo-Nazi groups under the disguise of being patriotic. He is unable to handle rejection. “VotingFemale” should be understood that he was voting for a female. He is a disgruntled member of PUMA, sworn to make hell for President Obama out of retribution for his beating Hillary in the primary. Twice failing to get a female in office, (first Hillary, then Palin), VotingFemale lost his mental functions.
25. Born In the USA | August 24, 2009 at 10:55 pm
[…] up on the internet, the group, American for Freedom of Information, did not exist. Now a website, https://amfoi.wordpress.com/about/ has taken up the name and proclaims, “You know, when a group like ours that does not exist sets […]
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Gator | September 21, 2009 at 8:13 am
Interesting method of discrediting people with a legitimate concern about Obama’s bona fides.
The question that remains is: If Obama is a natural born citizen, why doesn’t he release his original birth certificate?
After all, if McDonalds could PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that it’s not killing kids behind its restaurants by simply releasing a document, wouldn’t they do that, rather than claiming they were innocent, but refusing to prove it when proof is so easy?
Obama’s release of a computer-generated “Certificate of Live Birth” is the equivalent of McDonalds having proof, refusing to release it, and instead releasing a statement that they HAVE the proof, but aren’t going to show it.
The only reason I can think of for refusing to release the proof is that it does not exist.
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DimondWoof | February 18, 2010 at 4:05 pm
And the Hawaiian birth certificate isn’t good enough for you? Or do you somehow feel that there is a difference between a “birth certificate” and a “certificate of live birth”? If so, there is serious doubt as the the nationality of about 50% of the people in the US. DUH!
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John C. Preiss | July 17, 2010 at 1:22 pm
I had the birthcertificate from Kenya and the Hawaii one on my blog and someone erased it.. Is there government filters on blogs??? Makes you wonder even more….
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Mike B | November 19, 2009 at 4:23 pm
It is interesting how the manipulation continues in an effort to distract people and hide the truth.
Fact. There is an individual that has a web site…
http://www.americansforfreedomofinformation.com/
Fact. Obama has not released any documents proving his eligibilty.
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tracking2008 | December 26, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Fact: The woman in Hilton, New York who started americansforfreedomofinformation.com did so after the “Barry Soetoro” Occidental college hoax mail was first sent out. She says so herself on her website.
Fact: Barack Obama has released his certified birth certificate, and the existence of the original has been officially verified by the Republican governor of Hawaii and the Republican, GOP-donating director of the Hawaii Department of Health.
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andy | January 5, 2010 at 3:21 pm
can you fools hook me up with sarah or tina. don’t matter whitch one it is.
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DH | January 7, 2010 at 12:29 am
Well…there wouldn’t be SOOOOOOO many conspiracy theories if BO just showed us his darn BIRTH CERTIFICATE and other DOCUMENTATION!!!!
Case closed. We’d all shut up! Instead, we’re all lied to and the FOIA only applies to certain people, and not him. That would probably be racist I guess….
The double standard is getting shameful, ridiculous, and tiresome.
There’s gonna be big changes in ’10 and ’12!!!!
Lets vote these bumbs out of office….but it may be too late, this sociopathic liar (BO) and his ‘fat cats’ may destroy us before it’s too late….
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tracking2008 | January 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Yeah, where’s the strip search? Where’s that full body scan?
He has shown you his darn birth certificate.
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george p. LaMarsh | March 5, 2010 at 10:54 pm
The phoney report came to me from a member of my Church.
It goes to show that even Christians can be taken in by so-called neo-cons
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Harold Swift | March 31, 2010 at 3:32 am
THIS IS MAKING IT’S WAY AROUND THE NET. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?
Subject: VERY QUIETLY OBAMA’S CITIZENSHIP CASE REACHES THE SUPREME COURT
Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:07:53 -0500
VERY QUIETLY OBAMA’S CITIZENSHIP CASE REACHES THE SUPREME COURT
AP – WASHINGTON D.C. –
In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama’s qualifications for the presidency, the group “Americans for Freedom of Information” has Released copies of President Obama’s college transcripts from Occidental College . Released today, the transcript school indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate. The transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California. The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program. To qualify, for the scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship.
This document would seem to provide the smoking gun that many of Obama’s detractors have been seeking. Along with the evidence that he was first born in Kenya and there is no record of him ever applying for US citizenship, this is looking pretty grim. The news has created a firestorm at the White House as the release casts increasing doubt about Obama’s legitimacy and qualification to serve as President article titled, “Obama Eligibility Questioned,” leading some to speculate that the story may overshadow economic issues on Obama’s first official visit to the U.K. In a related matter, under growing pressure from several groups, Justice Antonin Scalia announced that the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear arguments concerning Obama’s legal eligibility to serve as President in a case brought by Leo Donofrio of New Jersey . This lawsuit claims Obama’s dual citizenship disqualified him from serving as president. Donofrio’s case is just one of 18 suits brought by citizens demanding proof of Obama’s citizenship or qualification to serve as president.
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Amfoi Joe | May 16, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I know it’s very funny.
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Cheryle | April 1, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Gosh, DH, I hope one of the “big changes” you refer to is your ability to do a simple search to find Obama’s birth certificate online.
And I hope another “big change” is a spelling class for you.
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altaire4 | April 12, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Is the VP really from Jupiter? Is there a web site that documents it?
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The Patriots | April 15, 2010 at 3:26 pm
There is good reason to believe Obama is NOT who he claims to be, despite AFFOI’s mockery. Actually, you’re quite adroit at hiding the truth amongst lies but like SNOPES, it’s just a matter of time before you’re flushed out.
The case brought by Leo Donnifrio was dismissed for lack of standing. None of the lawsuits against Obama that have been dismissed have been heard on MERIT. Learn what that means.
From Kenya’s Parliament: “If America was living in a situation where they feared ethnicity and did not see itself as a multiparty state or nation, how could a young man born here in Kenya, who is not even a native American, become the President of America? It is because they did away with exclusion…[p.31]” -Parliament of the Republic of Kenya
http://www.bunge. go.ke/parliament /downloads/ tenth_forth_ sess/Hansard/ RDRAFT25. 03P.pdf
Quo Warranto before the D.C. US district court, evidence of Obama using fraudlent SS numbers
http://patriot.eponym.com/NextPageArticles/QuoWarrantoUSDISTCTTaitz.htm
Quo Warranto – 1st amended complaint, evidence of hacking and harrassment of Orly Taitz, attorney represnting Alan Keyes in his lawsuit challenging Obama’s eligibility.
http://patriot.eponym.com/NextPageArticles/QuoWarrantoFirstAmendComplaint.htm
Got the rocks to publish this..otherwise, it’s our turn to diss you and we will.
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Amfoi Joe | May 16, 2010 at 12:47 pm
You Silly! I love to let links like this be published. I encourage people to follow them and read them, as a matter of fact. Read them closely. They prove nothing of the sort that “The Patriots” claim they do. Your links speak volumes.
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angellique | June 3, 2010 at 2:13 pm
So wait is he Indonesian or Kenyan? I can’t keep up with what I should be chanting at the teabagging rallies
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tony | April 17, 2010 at 4:53 pm
voting female is kicking the O-BOT arrogant azzzholes all over this site
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angellique | June 3, 2010 at 1:57 pm
OK let’s not use the “fake” birth certificates that are plastered all over the internet or the word of the most educated president in US history but then can’t we take the word of the GOP and those whose job it is to vet the president?
Shouldn’t they be the real target here?
Shouldn’t all the insane people of this arguement be able to at least rely on their own processes?
Let’s bring at least one GOP rep on the chopping block first.
Let’s start with the guy who can’t spot a Photoshop job a mile away and see what he must have received a huge pay-off to sweep this all under the rug. Probably Barry Soetoro wrote the check to that slacker himself and now suddenly we have an illegal president. I bet Gov. Schwarzenegger knows where that careless GOP Vetter is, or at least will by 2012
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daturaseed | July 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm
The reason Barack Obama does not have a birth certificate is because he does not actually exist. He is a virtual construct created by conservative computer geeks to draw attention away from their abnormally small dicks. Don’t believe me? Call the Whitehouse and demand to be able to touch Barack Obama all over. They won’t let you!!! What more proof do you need?
P.S jus sanguina anyone?
http://travel.state.gov/law/info/info_609.html
You need to prove *both* parents were not U.S. citizens as well (or have never resided in the United States).
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Jerry Hansen | November 11, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Let’s forget about Obama and concentrate on Joe Biden. I always thought there was something strange about him, alien and not from this planet Earth alien. Jupiter makes perfect sense. Besides brith certificates easily faked, let’s see some DNA testing blood work from a laboratory above reproach and detmine if Joe Biden is an Earthling or indeed from the planet Jupiter. Fox News could probably arrange the same lab that “Rush” Limbaugh uses to prove he is staying off the Oxycontin.
In my job in the U.S. more than 60% of the clients I have contact with daily are from all over the world. It shocks the world to see what a significant part of the population of America can be so incredible stupid.
I saw again today all the info proved by the Americans for Freedom of Information. They walk among us and they reproduce.
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kris | January 12, 2011 at 11:34 pm
Wow. Birther Central. Wot happened to the little dears? Let down by Orly, Leo, Clarence and Antonin.
Shame.
lol
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3rdStringer80 | February 1, 2012 at 6:20 pm
whoosh!!
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Ramona Pearson | March 10, 2012 at 2:35 am
If this organization exists, is it non-profit? If so where can I obtain your credentials? If not, what is your EIN? Is it an organization, corporation, LTD. or what? When was it originally organized? I have tried finding any info on who is in charge and who any CEO’s or other connections. Care to share? Anything I can find, it appears this is a bogus, self-righteous political scam. Shame on you!
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Amfoi Joe | March 10, 2012 at 2:57 am
It’s satire, Ramona.
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richard a clark | May 31, 2012 at 11:12 pm
I want to believe