Obama Hoax Chump of the Day: John Preiss

January 12, 2010 at 2:15 pm 7 comments

We didn’t come up with the utterly untrue, false, made-up hoax proclaiming that Barack Obama somehow registered at Occidental College as “Barry Soetoro” with an Indonesian passport. We at Americans for Freedom of Information simply could not have. After all, we don’t exist as an organization. It’s very difficult for fictitious beings to impact the real. But we can watch, and we do watch with amusement from the plane of non-existence as America’s Best Christian, John Preiss, shouts “LET OTHER FOLKS KNOW THIS NEWS, THE MEDIA WON’T !” before cutting and pasting our favorite message in the whole wide world into his WordPress blog:

QUIETLY OBAMA’S CITIZENSHIP CASE REACHES THE SUPREME COURT AP- WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama’s qualifications for the presidency, the group “Americans for Freedom of Information” has Released copies of President Obama’s college transcripts from Occidental College .. Released today, the transcript school indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate…

You know the rest. This fake AP story was exposed as a hoax in the Spring of 2009, and here we are in the early days of 2010, watching the right wing cling to the story like the last few tatters of toilet paper on the roll.

John Preiss, you don’t know better, but you should. You’re the Chump of the Day!


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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. John Preiss  |  January 13, 2010 at 2:59 am

    J Preiss

  • 2. Leon Maroc  |  January 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    This article almost had me fooled. Thanks for clearing this up.
    obama hoaxl

  • 3. John Preiss  |  January 28, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    ALmost had me fooled too

  • 4. Gernadethrower  |  February 2, 2010 at 7:51 am

    I actually checked the supreme court list of petitions granted cert just to confirm or deny the rumor of them taking the case. The petition for cert was reviewed by the court and, like thousands of other petitions, was denied without comment. As of 12/08.

    Some people will believe anything.

  • 5. Richard Hyatt  |  February 17, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    It wouldn’t surprise me to find out that Obama and his ACORN and South Chicago Faciest groups didn’t falsify his birth record in Hawaii as I recall some years back his Nigerian Grandmother making a statement that she was at the hopital when was delivered in Nigeria!!! or was it Kenya.
    We are still in a world of shit until we can get thoseSocialist and leftist out of Washington.
    I also question the Executive orders this OBAMA puts out spending taxpayer money to pay the salaries of his 50 or more CZARS, as the Pravda, Russian papers said a while back Americans are acting like Sheeple.
    How about the 2 billion of taxpayers money to loan to Brazil at no interest, we are going broke America, I wonder where he and his band of con artist flee whan the hammer falls, and It will. We could very well see the first Military Coup in the United States history.
    Can’t be too soon for me.

    • 6. marie72  |  January 16, 2011 at 4:30 pm

      Amen to that!*

  • 7. John C. Preiss  |  July 17, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    I actually had birthcerificates of Obama that has circulated the fake one and the real one and someone erased them from my blog.. I wander who did this….Government filter on blogs???


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Who removed the text in the above section? What is their agenda? And why won't they let me complete my sent...

A Clue for the Literal-Minded

Read these tiny words very closely: the group Americans for Freedom of Information does not exist, just like the supposed "AP article" you keep cutting and pasting into e-mails to your irritated family does not exist, just like the "Daily Mail article" referenced in the fake "AP article" does not exist. They're all fabrications. Fakes. Hoaxes. Ask yourself why you're so eager to believe these obvious fakes. No, really. Really, really ask yourself.

A Clue for Those Especially Allergic to Satire

No, we didn't create the hoax, either. Remember, we at Americans for Freedom of Information don't exist!

No One knows who did create the hoax. Unfortunately, we don't know No One or where he lives, so we can't ask No One about it. We do know her sister, Imnot Telling, but ever since the thing in the place with that other thing, we're not on speaking terms.

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