Chumps of the Day: The Firearms Forum and Shooter45

November 15, 2009 at 2:36 am 3 comments

Psst! Shh! C’mere. Yeah, you, Mr. Scalia. Don’t tell a soul, but hey, I’ve got a brief here underneath this trenchcoat. C’mere, yeah, take a look…

Shooter45 of The Firearms Forum declares:


AP- WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama’s qualifications for the presidency, the group “Americans for Freedom of Information” has Released copies…

…blah, blah, blah, you’ve read the rest of this fake, hoax, not real, fictional, baloney “news story” that never actually existed. It’s been thoroughly debunked for over half a year as a not-real story by everybody supposed to have been involved. A simple Google search for any part of the text of this hoax story will turn up proof, on the first page of links, that the story is utterly false…

… and still these chumps over at The Firearms Forum are posting it around and talking about “the story” as if it were real! Zut alors! Quel amusement. (That’s Gay Socialist for “boy, you will believe anything, won’t you?”)

AL Mount seriously intones in response, “Please keep us informed.”

Jim Summers of Patoka Lake, Indiana declares with the sadder-but-no-not-actually-wiser-yet cynicism of his years, “Surely you don’t think this is going change anything, it is what it is and we have got the man until hopefully the next election.”

No, they won’t let the truth out! Especially that bit about the Sasquatch impersonating Linda Lingle.

GunHugger in Southwest Pennsylvania finds the real smoking gun that you won’t pry out of his cold, dead, hands: “I few days ago I heard him say ‘I grew up here’ while speaking in Hawaii. I thought it was odd that he didn’t say he was ‘born and grew up here’.”

A HA! And he also said “I,” not “We,” clearly indicating that he thinks that everybody in the state of Hawaii is a refugee from Palau!

But wait. That’s not the best part. Here comes the cherry on top… the SATAN reference, courtesy of OklahomaBrian: “Could he be the foretold ‘Great Deceiver’?”

Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Tilt! 5,000,000,000,000 Bonus Points for the SATAN reference!

These are chumps with style.


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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. bookdad  |  July 14, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    For all your repartee and sarcasm, you have failed to notice that the “Americans for Freedom of Information” DO exist. Whether they have released anything concerning the communist we call President or not or whether what was reported that they released is true or not is of secondary importance since you have labeled them as non-existent. Facts are stubborn things. They will outlive popularity, propaganda, and the dust bins of discredit. See for yourself at
    Looks like chumpism (the state of being a chump) isn’t just for those who pass along emails without checking their validity.

    • 2. Amfoi Joe  |  October 29, 2010 at 3:00 pm

      Excellent, bookdad! You’ve fallen for the second line of hoaxism!

      Read on at

      and you will find out that Debra JM Smith of Hilton New York admits that she created the Americans for Freedom of Information website after the hoax e-mail went out.

  • 3. HanaPipers  |  February 7, 2012 at 11:52 pm



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Who removed the text in the above section? What is their agenda? And why won't they let me complete my sent...

A Clue for the Literal-Minded

Read these tiny words very closely: the group Americans for Freedom of Information does not exist, just like the supposed "AP article" you keep cutting and pasting into e-mails to your irritated family does not exist, just like the "Daily Mail article" referenced in the fake "AP article" does not exist. They're all fabrications. Fakes. Hoaxes. Ask yourself why you're so eager to believe these obvious fakes. No, really. Really, really ask yourself.

A Clue for Those Especially Allergic to Satire

No, we didn't create the hoax, either. Remember, we at Americans for Freedom of Information don't exist!

No One knows who did create the hoax. Unfortunately, we don't know No One or where he lives, so we can't ask No One about it. We do know her sister, Imnot Telling, but ever since the thing in the place with that other thing, we're not on speaking terms.

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