Chump of the Day: WarrantOneGirl

May 7, 2009 at 12:44 pm 1 comment

My, we have so many chumps spreading lies to choose from this morning. Who is today’s winner?

WarrantOneGirl writes cuts and pastes this morning:

In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama’s qualifications for the presidency, the group “Americans for Freedom of Information” has released copies of President Obama’s college transcripts from Occidental College. Released today, the transcript indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate at the school. The transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California. The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program. To qualify, for the scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship. This document would seem to provide the smoking gun that many of Obama’s detractors have been seeking.

Tickle, tickle, tee hee! No, Americans for Freedom of Information does not exist. No, there is not a single actual document from the physical plane of this universe to support this notion. But yes, by getting WarrantOneGirl to repeat the untruth verbatim we give this untruth a thicker patina of reality. And yes, WarrantOneGirl, that means you are our CHUMP!


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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Joan Losey  |  January 7, 2010 at 1:24 am

    People are so unhappy with our government, they want to believe there is a way to solve the problem fast.


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A Clue for the Literal-Minded

Read these tiny words very closely: the group Americans for Freedom of Information does not exist, just like the supposed "AP article" you keep cutting and pasting into e-mails to your irritated family does not exist, just like the "Daily Mail article" referenced in the fake "AP article" does not exist. They're all fabrications. Fakes. Hoaxes. Ask yourself why you're so eager to believe these obvious fakes. No, really. Really, really ask yourself.

A Clue for Those Especially Allergic to Satire

No, we didn't create the hoax, either. Remember, we at Americans for Freedom of Information don't exist!

No One knows who did create the hoax. Unfortunately, we don't know No One or where he lives, so we can't ask No One about it. We do know her sister, Imnot Telling, but ever since the thing in the place with that other thing, we're not on speaking terms.

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