Proof from the Ether: PDF Copy of Barry Soetoro Occidental College Application

May 6, 2009 at 4:59 pm 2 comments

Placed as we are on the plane of non-existence, we at the Americans for Freedom of Information have at our disposal an infinite supply of non-existent documents to “prove” just about anything. Do you want to see “proof” that Barack Obama applied for application to Occidental College under the name of “Barry Soetoro,” using an Indonesian passport? Unfortunately for those of you who live in the Real World, you won’t be able to find such “proof,” because such a thing never took place. But for those of us who do not exist, living in what some of you call FantasyLand, such “proof” is an easy thing to obtain. All we have to do is snap our non-existent fingers and — POOF! — the proof is fabricated just like that.

So for all those of you who are looking for “proof” to substantiate your fantasies that Barack Obama is a foreigner, a secret communist, or even a crypto-Muslim, we are happy to supply you with fabricated fodder.

Click Here to Download a PDF of the Occidental College Application of 1978 by Barack Obama under the name of Barry Soetoro, Citizen of Indonesia

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. rickahyatt  |  May 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    There’s much more to Obama’s engineered birthing, I am quite sure. At my website, http://www.rickhyatt.freeservers.com I describe and prove how the infamous NAZI SS Mauthausen Concentration Camp Dr. “Death” Aribert Heim’s psychological and medical expertise was used to create “Manchurian Candidates.”
    I know, I am one. A son of MFS STAZI Dir. Markus Wolf, whom he knew during WWII, Wolf passed on certain useful genetic material to my mother, giving me Celiac’s Disease. Not well known (They keep it that way), it is highly valued in espionage operatives, for it causes them to be VERY malleable and susceptible to hypnotic instruction, and a most excellent undercover spy.
    We all know that Obama is an economic Manchurian Candidate.
    But the shocker might be in that Gary Condit’s (Who I’ve known personally) mind was very deeply messed with by the same doctor. Thusly creating what he has been, a professional assassin & infiltrator of Congress. This “Sexual Political Embarrassment Disposal Service” he & his wife have provided to Congress for 30 years tells you why the enemy runs it, not the American People.

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  • 2. Obamalicious  |  July 28, 2009 at 1:55 am

    This is priceless. Keep up the good work.

    Reply

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